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Thursday, May 04, 2006

KENPO MONTH BATTLE!

BREAKING NEWS!

(UKA, FHP) After a slow showing following opening day, shots were fired (online) on Tuesday in a surprise attack on UKA kenpo strike members. Kickboxers, led by General Bunny Tartaglino demanded equal treatment and continued to post. General Bunny preceded postings by Billy Elder, Hugh Beaumont, Gypsy Moth, Dean Elder, Hector Fernandez Vega and Brent Brentwood under the banner Kenpo 24/7...I don't Think so! Hans Sraussner, although not directly on the attack team, appears to be talking kickboxing and may be considered at least an ally to that cause.

Protestors, making a stand for kenpo 24/7, include Mike Nace stating that Kenpo is the purest form. Guardian and Angela Page appear to be opposed to the war. Yuk Joe may be working both sides. Skyeyes, assistant manager of the war conflicted site, attempted to mediate and made statements reinforcing managements decision to allow everyone to post.

Despite sniper fire, several Kenpo posters appeared seeming more fueled by opposition than ever. Monty Lee, Guardian, Blammon, Kiki Tashara were credited with strong showings. Adding to the strong kenpo showing is Professor David Brose along with Kenpo Joe posting the Professor's amazing kenpo images including Prof. Sig Kufferath, Danzan Ryu Jujitsu Black Belts, Prof. Wally Jay, An open letter from Prof. Jay in the "Tegami" Newsletter, Jay, Chow-Hoon, and Prof. Brose himself!

The fight appears to be changed from man against himself to post. Now the struggle is kickboxers posting kickboxing content vs. kenpo people posting content. So far no protestors or fighters have been removed from either side and stances appear to be holding ground. No sources could be reached regarding how "Bunny" got that fighting name.

Reporting from the front,
Evonne the Storyteller
Faux Hostile Press (FHP)

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